Humboldt Roller Derby

Watch out surrounding area derby girls (that's you Sonoma, Chico, Redding) .....These mean bitches have been hiding behind the Redwood Curtain honing their skills and forming their plan of attack. Guerra N. Teed will burn holes into the top of your head with her eyes while RaqHell loosens up your hardware (and steals your wallet).

Also Comin'to Getcha: Elysian Wheels, Haute Sauce, Madame X, Sissy Jr., Guts&Gloria, Dora The Destroya. And there are more where those came from.

Roller Derby is for Hard Ass Bitches

Tonight Haute Sauce was punched in the eye by the rink. Jenneral, Tits Vicious and MoneyCuz are out for the count...Scar E. Night and Ass Paddle are working through some junk and modifying their practices to suit their needs. We all apreciate your commitment, girls. I am glad that you haven't let flesh wounds deter you from your love of Derby.