Thursday, October 25, 2007

Bitches got it sewn up

I sleep very little, and I do band research online for a living so my computer is on in the wee hours. What I am trying to say is; I like to take breaks and write stuff for MY OWN amusement once in awhile, so here you rollerwhores go.........

1. I am usually camera shy and feel stupid and slightly embarrassed for all of the pictures I have been getting in the paper. Next time a photographer shows up, I will send them MILLER TIME'S way, so they can doccument her leg warmers and non existent panty line.

2.The pack drills ANYA THE BUNNY SLAYER and SISSY JR. have been leading kick some skinny white girl ass. Thanks guys. Even though we barely know our asses from holes in the ground about rules and positions, (Except for fucking DAY O' WRECKONING who has the whole rule book sewn up!).it was fun and a learning experience.

By the way, I consider this to be some off duty shit writing and I'm not going to double check, spell check, edit, or even read over what I have written because I am on break. and frankly I kind of hope no one reads this.

3.AMBRAT....I clocked you and gave you the hot ear and I didn't even know it. I suck. I get caught up and all excited. But,.....I consider you a first rate blocker. I think you know how to use your attitude well. First round draft pick for sure!

4.Everyone should give LIZZIE and LAURA a pat on the back for being so fucking rad and staying for the league practice!

OK, Rollerwhores, love you all so goddammed much.



-Guts

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